North Kennebago Divide has been running an illegal "divide" buttons for calculators racket from sweat shops in New Foundland, Canada. (Well they are really shiver shops as it is really cold there.)
These hacked divide buttons on calculators mess up when you divide a number by 0, and you get an answer of "Bite my ass". Your calculator then displays 55378008, which held upside down says "BOOBLESS".
The Mountain of North Kennebago Divide must be stopped from increasing its border area stronghold into growing pulp trees that are used into making giant spit ball to be hurled at French cites....Well that wouldn't be so bad would it?