He almost got impeached out of the White Mountain 4000 Foot club, as the Mizpah hut and a hut croo member Monica Lewinsky saved a blue bandana with dna evidence on it. The Republican mountains went nuts, and thought it was a huge misuse of power. They thought it would be better to send hundreds of thousands of troops to Invade Iraq on phony information with thousands of American deaths. I personally would just have had the blue bandana dry cleaned, and call it all even.
Eventually Mount Clinton's name was changed to Mount Pierce, as this was the condition of Mount Miss Jackson dropping her Crawford Path case. Mount Miss Jackson then sent her daughter to be safe with the Rock Band Kiss to be a roadie Ho.....This was a logical decision in my mind.
So the moral of the story is Pierce should keep its cairn in its pants.