Moosilauke
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 Mount Moosilauke has a problem of being pronounced several different ways.

Some people call it "Moose-ill-lock", and some people call it "Moose-ill-lock-key".

Now if you pronounce the mountain "Moose-ill-lock-key", slowly ball your hand into a fist.  Now take that fist of yours and punch your stupid face until you call it "Moose-ill-lock" or pass out from brain damage. 

But you probably are already brain damaged, because you called Moosilauke "Moose-ill-lock-key".

You know what?????  We hate you for calling it "Moose-ill-lock-key", we really do.  And we hope you are attacked by Michael "No talent ass clown" Bolton.


Moosilauke from the South Peak of Moosilauke

                                   
The only other
pronunciation
that is acceptable is "Moose-a-Cack-a-Lackie", or the similar "Moose-Cackie-Lackie."  This would be so much more fun to say. 

The last time I hiked Mount Moosilauke I did not get good views, as it was cloudy. (Well, I hiked with Jennifer, and her watermelon head would have blocked the views anyways.)