Mount Moosilauke has a problem of being pronounced several different ways.
Some people call it "Moose-ill-lock", and some people call it "Moose-ill-lock-key".
Now if you pronounce the mountain "Moose-ill-lock-key", slowly ball your hand into a fist. Now take that fist of yours and punch your stupid face until you call it "Moose-ill-lock" or pass out from brain damage.
But you probably are already brain damaged, because you called Moosilauke "Moose-ill-lock-key".
You know what????? We hate you for calling it "Moose-ill-lock-key", we really do. And we hope you are attacked by Michael "No talent ass clown" Bolton.