"I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, ahhhh, That or, ahhhh, His Dudeness. or ahhhh Duder Or ahhhh, you know El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
I want to be fed, so feed me! It is the doo hickey on the left of my fish tank below. And if you have any white russian cocktails, please put it in my bowl to drink. Just leave my rug alone man, as it makes the whole web page come together.